snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

(Source: flapped)

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(Source: telapathetic)

intractably:

Kindness.

It doesn’t cost a damn thing. 

Sprinkle that shit everywhere.

afriiican:

*takes butt pic*
*admires butt pic*
Aight koo
*deletes butt pic*

  • Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  • Me: I only have $4...
  • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  • Me: ...........
  • Cashier: ........
  • Me: what are we?

(Source: royreiddotca)

sexact:

*smokes a bowl*
*leans against wall, then stares off and thinks about life for 45 minutes*

insanitics:

baby avengers
most adorable comic in the world